...or a reasonable facsimile

by R. Bruce Thomas

A book I read over the winter, and a travel video, made me think a lot of people aren't prepared for traveling on a motorcycle. Let's try to put it into relatable terms.

While owning a home may seem like a pipe dream for many people nowadays, I think that most people can relate to having a home, in whatever form that is.

Understand what kind of home you want whether that is a walk-up, high-rise, bungalow, acreage, etc. Have a plan so you don't waste time looking at places you aren't interested in.

While no two homes will be the same, I think we can all agree on what would make a good home where we can be comfortable.

You need a reliable roof over your head to protect you from the elements.

You need a way to heat your home when the outside temperature gets low.

You need a way to cool your home when it gets too hot outside.

You are also going to want or need some place to store your food, cook your food, neatly store your belongings, wash your clothes, etc.

Having furniture to sit on, a table to eat at, a bed to sleep in, will all make your home more comfortable.

Some devices to provide entertainment will be welcome additions, even if that is just a library card.

A locking method to protect your home and belongings is standard practice.

Can you see parallels here for motorcyclists?

Before setting off on a trip have a plan so you don't go places you don't want to. Research the weather possibilities and pack accordingly.

No two bikes will be the same.

A rider needs clothing (layers, heated liners,...) in order to stay warm when the day cools off (and 22 can send a chill through your bones after riding all day in 28C temps).

A piece of cardboard wrapped in aluminum foil, tucked in your jacket, is a great windbreak and heat reflector to keep your chest warm.

Staying cool is also important. (a cooling vest, a bag of ice inside your jacket, a pillion with a water bottle to pour down the necks of both of you, etc).

Good rain gear is paramount and putting it on BEFORE the rain starts should be common sense. And a small umbrella works wonders if stuck on the roadside on a hot day.

On the topic of liquid, hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.

And pack extra water.

Eating is critical if you're going to ride and, whether you pack non-perishable foods or pick restaurants along the way, you need to eat nutritious food. Instant oatmeal is easy to pack (along with a spoon) because sometimes you have to stop where there are no food services, plus every hotel room has a kettle.

Some form of luggage to be able to transport the clothing and gear you will need on your trip is vital. Make sure it is waterproof, easy to carry, and attaches securely to your bike.

If traveling with friends make sure you coordinate so everyone doesn't pack a tire pump.

Good ergonomics on the bike will help you be comfortable for longer.

A navigation device, music player, or ability to listen to audio books, will help pass the time. A deck of cards is good in the evening.

Locking the steering should be the minimum anti-theft protection you use in addition to a bike cover and a disk lock. And using it is not the same as carrying it. Always ask if there is a well-lit spot close to the main doors to park your bike.

Boots, jacket, helmet and gloves are a minimum at riding schools. Don't strive for the minimum standard when you are going to travel on your bike. The gear you have will make or break your adventure and determine if you will undertake more in the future.

Don't forget your camera, and use it often. You want to be able to remember your trips and, even if you pass the same place again, the lighting, wildlife, weather, or who you are with, may be different.

All The Gear, All The Time is not just about what you are wearing, but what you have with you on your motorcycle travels. Treat your bike like your home so when you travel you are prepared for what the world may throw at you, then you can enjoy your adventures, look back on them fondly, and dream of more to come.

Ride responsibly, and often.